Here are the best comments on GrungeReport.net in the last week or so, according to me.
Platinum Bo$$ said:
Fo real G Mayn, ain’t enuff hip hop news in this bitch… Nirvana and them White boys is wack as hell on the real tho. Whuts good ne way ma ballin ass partna? Shaniqua say u ain’t been keeping up with the child support, bitches be trippin, welfare cheques n shit, ain’t that about a bitch.
the day Billy will turn into a porn actor, I will start to talk bullshit about the pumpkins I promise
Update on the breaking Corgan fart story: sources are reporting that it was silent but had a “powerful” aroma. “I didn’t think it was possible,” remarked one observer who spoke under the condition of anonymity, “but he actually did something that stunk worse than Zeitgeist.”
Reached for comment, Corgan said, “Don’t look at me. It was [former Smashing Pumpkins guitarist] James [Iha].” Iha refused to speak on the matter.
This is not the first time Corgan has farted: producer Butch Vig recalled an incident during the Gish sessions that later inspired the song “Rocket,” and it’s widely rumored that a post-concert fart in the dressing room was the catalyst for the Zwan breakup (though Corgan insists that “David Pajo smelt it and therefore dealt it”).
We’ll continue to update on this breaking breaking wind story as more details come in.
The delightfully scented bowl of shit known as MAYAN CALENDAR strikes again! Balls to your chin Mayan. May the beef-stick of justice rest comfortably in your throat. Feel those testies slapping against your taint? That’s that same cock up yer butt now. Takin’ it in both holes Mayan, good on ya, champ. Perhaps we ought unload an AR-15 in yer cornhole. Then evaluate your well-placed comment once more…
The [2nd Mad Season] album cover is revealed! OMG!!!