Maynard James Keenan’s Message To Gay Marriage Opponents: ‘Set Yourselves On Fire’

Tool frontman Maynard James Keenan recently posted a blog on Facebook where he criticized ‘religious zealots’ who oppose gay marriage.

Where to begin? Maybe I’m missing some insider info. Maybe the religious zealots are in fact as omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent as their one true God. Maybe they have a working knowledge or understanding of his plan. And therefore our celebration of this glorious day will be met with eternal damnation, fire and brimstone, blah blah blah.
Or maybe circumstances have changed. Just like when it was supposedly necessary to write a Bible V2 aka The New Testament. Maybe we are in fact coming closer to a Revelation, a Rapture, or a Home Coming of sorts. Maybe there is a divine plan that no one could possibly comprehend. And the religious zealots are in fact NOT omniscient, omnipotent or omnipresent. Maybe this one God of pure light of which they speak put forth a test. And the test was to recognize pure LOVE. I’ll say it again in case you were speed reading. Maybe the entry level test was to recognize pure LOVE aka LIGHT, Infinite and without Judgement. And they all fucking blew it. (PLEASE PLEASE follow through with your threats to set yourselves on fire. Soooo many problems solved.)

Or maybe I’m wrong and we’ll all be smoking turds in hell.

Doubtful.

Congratulations to LOVE winning over antiquated archaic judgement.

M J Keenan
World Class Multi Tasker,
Curmudgeon, Musician, Winemaker.

  • Thelonious Funk

    MJK fans’ message to MJK: Shut the fuck up and go make a Tool album already

  • fuck them

    cool

  • Rizz

    I’ve learned that I don’t give a hoot, just let people be happy. It may take some getting used to, seeing same-sex couples walking down the street and embracing, but ultimately if they’re happy, who the F am I to judge? F-off you TV watching, no self-thought, piggy-back off others opinion, sheep.

  • Rizz

    By the way, this site sucks without our old friend…..and you know who you is. Boom.

    • Thelonious Funk

      Boom is a moron who speaks in the third person and sounds like a caveman

    • Thelonious Funk

      Boom is a moron who speaks in the third person and sounds like a caveman