Comedy Central Show Compares Scott Weiland To Vomiting Monkey

On Comedy Central’s @midnight last night, the show mocked former Stone Temple Pilots frontman Scott Weiland. When host Chris Hardwick displayed a photo of a monkey throwing up on the screen, comedian Brendon Walsh responded to the photo with, “What’s Scott Weiland been up to?”

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Scott Weiland and the Wildabouts recently canceled their European tour, outside of one date. See the statement below.

“We regret to announce at this time that Scott Weiland & The Wildabouts will not be able to perform the upcoming UK and European dates tour dates scheduled for September/October 2015 with the exception of the show in London at The Garage on Sept 03rd which will stay in place. Scott and the band, along with management want the fans to know that this decision was not made lightly, but as it stood, the tour dates had far too many administration and production issues to overcome, and ultimately the fan experience would have been far below what Scott feels his loyal fans deserve. Again, we apologize to our fans and appreciate their understanding in this matter.”

  • http://Boom.com Boom

    Boom fucking dig the Weiland and no do caring about the megamaphone. Boom think record called the Blaster is the good listening and no care what other human say. Most probably no never even hear it they just rip on it because the humans are the copycats in nature and it the cool thing to do. Sure, the Weiland make some bad choice and poor decision but who in life is the perfect. The nobody that who. The Weiland be the down now but he pick himself up and do the dusting off and be back again strong. The Tour of the Europe is cancelled And be the good decision by new manager, do the fixing of the broken parts and no break everything.

    Boom nw await angry and the dumb comments from Weiland bashers.

    Boom out!!

    Now go rock the fuck out to the Misfits and the Danzig.

    Also from desk of Boom. No care for comparison of the donkey. It poor taste.

    • Shane99

      Blaster is good.

      • http://Boom.com Boom

        The Shane. It’s been written that the Shane is Boom and some taint character. The Shane and the Corndog are new Team Boom. All the others are out. The Funk is pure troublemaker Nd Boom no trust.

        That all from Boom.

        Now go rock the fuck out to the Stooges.

  • Thelonious Funk

    Boom need wait no more. Weiland is a fucking tool, and that vomiting monkey has more going for him than Scott Weiland’s shitty music or Boom’s tired caveman gimmick

    • Shane99

      “Lolz for days, brah!”

      Sick, yo!

      • Ubee Fako

        Isn’t “brah” something old men say? lollllllllllllll

        • Thelonious Funk

          Isn’t talking to yourself on the internet under multiple Disqus handles something lameoids do?

          • Shane99

            I’m not sure J, you have more experience with that.

            Let’s hear more of your little teen talk, “Brah”.

          • Amwutiyam Samiyam

            I am thinking Funk is some nut jobber whose only life is this comment section in addition to trying to pass himself off as other people. Sad sack. Seriously, he seems too dumb to comprehend that pretending to be someone else does not make him someone else, and when people figure out he’s not that person, they’re just as turned off as if he were Charles Manson. It’s just fking GROSS.

            No way is Shane the same as Boom. Speaking of Boom, the guy gives me the creeps. He smacks of some old dude hitting on people who are not interested and too delusional to comprehend that his bass and the like are never going to make up for the fact that he is old and people are just not interested. Shudder.

          • Thelonious Funk

            Another day, another Disqus handle inthe life of Shane..

          • Poltergeist

            I like reading Funk’s opinions, seems unbiased and diplomatically intelligent and calling funk dumb, sure doesn’t make you seem brighter. Funk is 100% right about accountability and I agree it is a tragic waste for stp to have to fire him.

          • Amwutiyam Samiyam

            Uh…I don’t need to prove I’m bright. My accomplishments in life speak for themselves. I believe your self-limiting ass-u-mptions would be better discussed with your like-minded pals.

          • Thelonious Funk

            What accomplishments would those be, pray tell? Being a Scott Weiland fanboy to the bitter end? Your wholly original ability to create a new Disqus profile every three hours?

            I took a massive Yarler in my toilet earlier. Beats any of your “life accomplishments” by a mile, I bet

        • Shane99

          Ask Thelonious Funk. He likes that word.

          He’s, actually, part gangsta.

    • Chris

      I like all of Weiland’s music. The albums he puts out are the only part of his career he doesn’t fuck up. (Not counting the Christmas album…)

      • Thelonious Funk

        I can generally agree with this. It’s during the tour for STP’s last album proper that the Weiland shame train started to derail.

        The late, shitty performances, then that abysmal Christmas album, then the firing from STP, the Blaster album and now this horrible treatment of his fanbase. Dude is in a nosedive and won’t take any accountability for his actions. And his music’s gone to shit. What a waste

        • Shane99

          Which bands do you love, Thelonious?

          • Eddie Yarler

            He has a pretty bad obsession with Axl Rose. I always thought he was just Dizzy Reed’s disqus profile.

          • Amwutiyam Samiyam

            How can anyone even pretend to like Axl Rose’s music these days? Never liked it back in the day, either.

          • Thelonious Funk

            Amwutiyam Samiyam = Scott Weiland

          • Shane99

            He might be. I could see it.

          • Thelonious Funk

            Is someone still sore because I proved his hero Scott Weiland isn’t “half the man” Axl Rose is, even at this stage in Axl’s career?

          • Eddie Yarler

            In a literal sense Scott Weiland really isn’t half the man Axl Rose is. Axl is fat as fuck.

      • JoelS

        Pretty spot on. And Blaster is solid “Hotel Rio” and “Parachute” are some of the best rock songs to come out this year.

        • http://Boom.com Boom

          The Joel. The Blaster is good record. Boom do the agree with you. Many of the humans that rip on blaster are probably no never even listen. They just say it be pure shit do to copycat mentality of humans. It be the cool to shit on the Weiland. Boom dig Weiland and dig the Blaster.

          Boom out!!

        • Thelonious Funk

          Gave you an upvote for that hilarious joke you just told. Almost pissed myself laughing. Almost

    • http://Boom.com Boom

      Beat it Brookes. Brookes always call Boom caveman gimmick. Foot meet mouth.

      • Thelonious Funk

        I’m sure I’m not the only one who finds your lousy gimmick trite and boring.

        If it looks like shit, and it smells like shit…

        • http://Boom.com Boom

          No be the gimmick. Boom the real. Most of the humans come here for music report articles. You come here only for comment section. You browse through comments on music reports and rip on people and no comment on music. Boom done with you. Good luck in life, Boom wish you best.

          • Thelonious Funk

            Wow, Shane-O. Just how daft are you? I don’t read the news articles? All of my comments are based on the news article I’m commenting under, you sod. It’s not like I’m here typing in caveman for yucks or anything

            Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!

          • Shane99

            You replied to the wrong person there, Spanky.

            This is getting too difficult for you. Brush your tooth and go back to bed.

          • http://Boom.com Boom

            Most doors Boom go out open outwards so door could only hit Boom in kneecap. Boom have the free advice for the Flunk. Do the rock out to the Carpenters.

        • Shane99

          If it looks like shit, and it smells like shit…it probably gave birth to Thelonious Funk.

          • Thelonious Funk

            I’ve been told my mom is pretty hot, actually

          • Ubee Fako

            I am increasingly convinced Felonius Thyunk is Corndog. Both sound like Brits, similar attitudes, and lots of time online.

          • Ubee Fako

            Or could be that Brooke’s character too (have read some of the old posts). If that’s a conservative, I’m going to renounce my conservatism. Seriously, what a poor reflection on the rest of us. UGH.

          • Shane99

            I think he’s an unemployed 26 year old, who lives with his mom, still gets an allowance, and tries to dress and look as much like Axl Rose as possible.

          • Eddie Yarler

            C’mon Dizzy Reed people! Think about it. The obsession with Axl, the hate for Weiland (whom Axl also hates), and the fact that he can reply, and attack every single person who comments on this site. Anyone with a job couldn’t do that, and we all know the follow up (LOL) to Chinese Democracy isn’t being made, so that explains all the free time. All signs point to the Guns N’ Roses member nobody wanted!

          • Shane99

            Dizzy Reed was always “that other guy”.

          • Eddie Yarler

            Has this guy told you why he is so rude to everyone here? He told me, and its basically the age old “I’m behind a screen so no morals apply!!! tee hee hee”. While its true some dick on the internet is irrelevant to everyday life, its a shame people don’t understand that being an asshole online is still being an asshole. Karma is a bitch though, and he’ll get his eventually. In the meantime just pay no mind.

        • http://Boom.com Boom

          Beat it Brookes.

          • Thelonious Funk

            Tldr

  • Chris

    It’s actually not a real monkey (or chimp for that matter), it’s a sculpture by a guy called Tony Matelli called Ancient Echo.

    The more you know!